February 2012
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Mom, can I-
Mom:
You:
LOL, I remember these days.
“So I’m not interested in what you have to tell me.
I am only interested in the...”
– I wrote this for you. (via inalandcalledphoenix)
When someone erases the board while you're still...
thebeautyineveryinch:
Brighten - Single...
January 2012
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Every time I see that picture of that poor little kitten whose hair was dyed to make it look like Pikachu, I get so upset. It looks so sad and it’s so cute behind the god awful colors.
Also, that new movie coming out, The Vow, looks just like The Notebook. With the same damn leading lady. And I can’t believe they put Channing Tatum on the same screen as her. Rachel McAdams is...
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Well!
Fucking bitch socks.
I can’t stand people sometimes. I want to line up a handful of people I work with, just so I can reach my hand out - stiff - and run past them, while consecutively smacking each of them across the face.
Yeah, I’m a bit lazy sometimes and I’m weird pretty much all the time, but don’t fucking play favorites. And when you make the schedule, make it...
weasley-ing:
I hate the girls in old movies. They’re all so helpless and stupid.
I swear I thought no one shared the same sentiment. I hate the whole “damsel in distress” deal. Why do women always have to be rescued from something?!
i regret nothing.
stillfloating:
Wow. This is EXACTLY how I felt once I read Perks a couple years back… I even asked my mom to read it. (I love you too, John Green)
Ralph Fiennes is forever kind of ruined for me. I can never see him as anything besides Voldemort now.
“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
–
Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
(via sauriaids)
churchofcheesus:
if i die young bury me in tacos.
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
Operator: 911. What's your emergency?
US Citizen: THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE.
Operator: Sorry. I am currently busy arresting people for sharing files online.
Hey America, I have a cute idea. At least sort out your health care system, hand gun violence, unemployment, public education, gay marriage, marijuana legislation and middle east conflict before you fuck around with the internet because let’s face it, there are bigger issues in the world than someone uploading a photo with a musician in it.
Friend 1: I've committed criminal offences
Me: same
Friend 1: I stole an ipod
Friend 2: I stole a car
Friend 3: I stole the deceleration of independence
Me: I used megaupload
