February 2011
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January 2011
oh my god. There's gonna be a "Fairly Odd Parents"...
letsgetmonumentallyfuckedup:
and there’s proof.
ohhhhh shit!
My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked...
omfg
when I'm on the computer and people ask "what are...
Me and flirting.
dammitati:
On the internet:
Not on the internet:
lmfao this is so real life
lol (pls dnt take this srsly plz)
even though I’m pretty serious…
my best friend wants to get the japanese symbol for sisterhood done on our wrists
lmao
no
i know you’re my ~best friend, but no
first off, I’m not Japanese and idk know, nor am i currently even interested in anything Japan or japanese… (except their food. yum) so why would i get a fucking japanese symbol on me? I’m saving my...
When your mom won't let you buy something from the...
asianmichelle:
itsysaaabelleee:
i am five years old.
Slingshot
Dad: did u take that rusty nail out of the vice in the garage?
Me: No. Why?
Dad: wuz going to cut it up into slingshot ammo
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
LOL